I give the series a B. Only because this is HBO and Olivia Munn stayed fully clothed until the end.
I give the series a B. Only because this is HBO and Olivia Munn stayed fully clothed until the end.
"Hey kid, Ever hear of Iron Butterfly? Here's a little diddy called Ina-Gadda -De-Vida"
Sooo Allstate really can protect you from Mayhem after all.
The bread, the wine, the out-spread arms…..not sure when Chiklis yelled "Jesus" he was trying to say Jax was a Christ-like figure, or he didn't want to get his truck dirty. Either one is laughable.
He will continue to live on in late night reverse-mortgage commercials with fellow Law and Order alum Fred Thompson.
Ok. What if in the final scene of the finale, just as Chibs is getting ready to put a bullet into Jax's skull, Dennis Leary's brother from Rescue Me comes in……and reveals that SoA has been a long-form Allstate Commercial the whole time.
Since Jax was smart enough to choose Allstate, he is therefore protected from…
Dont think so. But Lemansky getting blown up yet again has to count for something.
So, the assault charge against Unser was dropped, and Jax was free and clear to ride around. Wait, wasn't there a carjacking at gunpoint after that?
Shhh…nobody will remember that….