Yep.  It was something of a visually busy movie, but I saw heartbeat at least.

inertia:  Referencing Weekend at Bernies II might have collapsed the whole movie into a singularity, releasing the old gods from their slumber.

It's laid out pretty simply in this how-to video.

"Pussy Fish" brand catfood.

Don't sweat it Larry, I'm not even sure why I included you.  Not really necessary to make the point.

Ditto.  How bout, instead of a sister site for singersongwriters, as @avclub-87e5534d9bc0a57552c66125db770c46:disqus  said, we do a site for reviews that over analyze whether an act most people have never even heard of is "over" (is pitchfork.com taken?  For some reason it sounds like a good fit)  while we leave the…

@avclub-d980b15d49101608dc407770f35b1d75:disqus ,  You're thinking of the twist on every Twilight Zone..

Robert Heinlein's book "Time Enough For Love" had pretty much the same thing.  Besides protecting a brother who knocked up his sister from the judgement of small minded provincials, traveling back in time to bone his mom (turns out his dad's into it, Spoiler!) the protagonist clones himself into twin girls.  I can't…

Well yea, of course.  It allowed him to write down a page of meticulously detailed motivation for every action the characters take.  Almost as though they viewed themselves and their situations through the eyes of an omniscient narrator.

Well, I suppose, I haven't read Time Traveler's wife either.  Movie was atrocious.

How is the Time Traveler's Wife not Slaughterhouse 5 for girls?  I've never been given a good explanation of this.  The man is Billy Pilgrim, but since it's for ladywomen, a Handsome, Chiseled Jaw, Soulful type.

I really hope the "You May Now Miss The Bride" chapter of Zombie Spaceship Wasteland was based on him doing punch-up on this terrible script.

I had to do a cross-country roadtrip for work a month back.  Trip to the grand Canyon aside, never been west of Ohio.

Never figured out what do do with that can of gas on Mars…

I'm sure this has been mentioned, but I don't see it.

@S Earl "I stole a bunch of stuff, and caused two huge explosions!" Monkey Island series in a nutshell.  And yes, they absolutely should have stopped at 2.

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No sir,  I don't like it.

Also, we never did find out just who Gus Fring "really" was in Chile.  All we know is that he's someone Don Eladio doesn't shoot in the head when he has the chance.  Anyone want to make the odds we get a flashback with Young Gus running a Pinochet death camp, with maybe a gay lover from those days coming up to find…

So this has probably been mentioned, but I can't find it anywhere.  Yes Fring's face was crazy, but now he's dead, and the cartel's been wiped out.  Things usually get CRAZY violent when a power vacuum arises as every two bit middle manager tries to step up and prove he's the Boss of Bosses.  And despite their rising…