At least it's been officially confirmed now. It was pretty clear since the last couple batch of episodes that Gravity Falls is wrapping up it's storyline. But god, this show has been freakin' amazing from the very start. I really hope Disney releases it to stream or something similar, because I don't think I'll be…

The description for this honestly feels so bored, and I can't even blame anybody. This film is just so nondescript and seemingly lifeless, it barely warrants this many words in the first place.

I'm actually really excited to start using this, if only to practice my writing in general.

As always, when reflecting on these episodes, I remember the Middle as the one with more heart and sincerity, but the Goldbergs as the funnier of the two.

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I liked how they actually made Oscar more of character this time around as well. Playing football with Marvin, and actually doing well, was a great scene. Marvin is so clearly unable to grasp the concept of a gay guy being fit or athletic, an assumption that is still around today, and Oscar proving him wrong,…

I think there was a Goldbergs episode where Adam and Barry discover a scrambled porn channel - even if it was never actually called that, it was pretty clear that's what it was supposed to be.

I just appreciated how totally insane it all was. I mean, that reveal that they're not selling the Bible, but the Koran? Inspired. The sketch goes from story to story to story, like it's 3 separate sketches pieced together into a coherent whole. It's not for everyone though, and I can definitely see why it didn't do…

This episode was straight up gold. My favorite episode of these 4, though episode 4's salesman sketch is funnier than the C-word sketch. Just perfect throughout.
"No, I hate skiing."

I personally loved how it escalated to such absurd heights.

Jesus, just by watching the trailer I can already see so many better thumbnails for this post. Seriously.

That one exactly. From the intro all the way to the hilarious end, I was laughing out loud.

This episode was hilarious, especially the 72 Virgins and the interrogation sketch. Though, next episode has my favorite sketch of the season, the "Rooms" sketch was brilliant in it's ever-growing absurdity and the callback to an earlier sketch.

I need to know this, because it'll probably factor into whether I'll watch it or not.

"Dave Kim likes 'em thick."

"Ah! Meet the Parents!"
I loved the structure of this episode. Just like how "Old People" was just a bunch of stories and vignettes, "Mornings" is just a bunch of, well, mornings. It also works as a bottle episode, and one of the greatest bottle episodes ever made, too. Ansari and Wells together doesn't feel forced,…

My computer froze and I was momentarily in a state of panic, deathly afraid I would miss new footage and I would never get it back.

That was the best cold open I've ever seen, beating even Fargo's superb season premiere. The chilling contrast, the Halloween music, the all-too-frequent "Nice Guy" syndrome-it all played perfectly. This is my new favorite episode, beating out even "Parents" and "Indians in TV". This had spot-on writing, great…

I absolutely love Mitchell and Webb, and this is one of my favorite sketches they ever did. The names of the other wards in the hospital were hilarious.
Also, the watermelon seeds: "God is Not Real"

I knew who Portia de Rossi was, I knew Ellen was married to a Portia de Rossi, and I really liked de Rossi in Arrested Development, but I never really connected the dots. Huh.