1. What do you do if you're stuck at a Detroit Pistons game?
a. Attempt alley-oop
b. Attempt alley-oop
c. Attempt alley-oop
d. run

Luke seems like he's ready to coldly murder someone every time he shows up.
Puts an interesting spin on the original trilogy.

Don't you think they're Russian to a judgement there?

Of the two episodes, "Halloween VI" was definitely the superior. It was still a great Goldbergs, but it felt like the show has been treading over the same material over and over, with slight variations. But the Middle had a great impression of Rod Serling, creepy-yet-hilarious stories, and Kenny. Fucking Kenny. That…

Not all of us can be so lucky to have the rarest of rare pepes.

Finally, my dedication to collecting rare pepes has finally paid out. I can retire easy, my friends. I can retire easy.

"Fox's statement was bereft of n-ice puns…"
The AV Club

The pictures were so much scarier than the stories ever were; even if the story wasn't actually scary, the picture would give you a thousand nightmares.

The "teenage boys are afraid of teenage girls" reveal could've been seen from a mile away, and it's been done a lot before. But what made this one work, beyond the Halloween costumes (which were pitch perfect), was the constant insults, most of which were euphemisms for vagina.
All the scenes involving teenage boys…

Idea: The Shining, but in the Grand Budapest Hotel and with Bill Murray as Jack Nicholson

"Jesus Christ! The boudoir does not fit at all with that wall color!"

You Chatty Asshole, you!

A masterpiece of poetry.

Paul Tompkin's expressions just made this go from a good sketch to a fucking hilarious sketch.

I was absolutely fascinated with these. I owned almost every one, and whenever I had a chance to buy a Goosebumps book I would do so immediately. I'm not sure if I ever found them scary so much as interesting and easy to find for a kid in a library. I also remember reading an R.L. Stine (auto?)biography, which shows…

Those were just…god. It's like Goosebumps is just a really campy kids-version of those stories, but "Scary Stories" was the real deal in elementary school.

I at first thought he was going to talk about Romana, so that kinda surprised me. But I should have seen that coming, he is the more obvious choice,
And yes of course the Doctor was talking about Jack and Ashildir hooking up.

Such a great episode. I loved nearly everything about it: Maisie Williams and her acting range, the constant puns, Sam Swift's dick joke, the immortality, all that and more. I could do without Leandro; as you've said yourself, Alasdair, sometimes Doctor Who just decides to throw in a monster even in when its not…

Well, in comparison to most TV families, I guess you could say they're unconventional in that they're conventional.

The Hecks, from the Middle. I grew up in a very similar enviroment to them, and (almost) my entire family gathers around the TV every time there's a new episode. We can all relate to it, especially my parents, and the clutter and chaos of the Heck household really makes it feel like home.