I'm picturing a bunch of drunk guys hanging around a back yard, drunk and embarrassing themselves, and burning something on a grill.  Will there be a recipe for this in the book?  I hope so because I don't think I'm doing it right.

Finally, I think we've won the war on drugs.  Yay!

Finally, I think we've won the war on drugs.  Yay!

While I love my inverted dope.  And to get high I smoke crosses.

While I love my inverted dope.  And to get high I smoke crosses.

This is sooo funny!  It's like TMZ and RollingStone.com have morphed into one site, AVClub, and I can just sit hear and soak in the faux-hipster, corny, assholery and not have to worry about typing the name of a new site into my address bar!!!  What enlightening, challenging, positive, substance this all is!

This is sooo funny!  It's like TMZ and RollingStone.com have morphed into one site, AVClub, and I can just sit hear and soak in the faux-hipster, corny, assholery and not have to worry about typing the name of a new site into my address bar!!!  What enlightening, challenging, positive, substance this all is!

Ohhh…  You-a speak-a my language!  I'd rather be challenged by a challenging film maker and all of us fail than to put up with simple crap.  And if other's disagree, that is fine.

Ohhh…  You-a speak-a my language!  I'd rather be challenged by a challenging film maker and all of us fail than to put up with simple crap.  And if other's disagree, that is fine.

They put a condom on Jesse Helms' house?  Great!  I can go fuck it now.

They put a condom on Jesse Helms' house?  Great!  I can go fuck it now.

I think you've enlightened all of us.  Thank you.  Now fuck off.

I think you've enlightened all of us.  Thank you.  Now fuck off.

How was The Beatles overlooked?  They annoy ALL of us, listeners and likely copy editors alike.

How was The Beatles overlooked?  They annoy ALL of us, listeners and likely copy editors alike.

Have no idea who this is.  But if she's pissed off AVClub, and all of you assholes, I expect she's probably right and on to something good.

Have no idea who this is.  But if she's pissed off AVClub, and all of you assholes, I expect she's probably right and on to something good.

Ironically, they won't even step foot into my tire restaurant.

Ironically, they won't even step foot into my tire restaurant.

You to and needs be grammar helped.