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Of course he can do whatever the hell he wants, but for the record I quite liked his novels Rules of Attraction and American Psycho.  It would be nice if he returned to that medium.

Sheesh, Dylan.  Chip on your shoulder?

Sheesh, Dylan.  Chip on your shoulder?

Well, Jesus probably cares.

Well, Jesus probably cares.

Maybe every era is like that, though.  At some point there's alot of hope and promise but once the era ends, it never lived up to all of that.

Maybe every era is like that, though.  At some point there's alot of hope and promise but once the era ends, it never lived up to all of that.

The Muppets!!!

The Muppets!!!

I am a 14 year old with blue balls and not even I talk like that.  Luckily I'm often told I sound like a wealthy, crazy, spinster.

I am a 14 year old with blue balls and not even I talk like that.  Luckily I'm often told I sound like a wealthy, crazy, spinster.

Well, he eats raisins.  Not to stereotype, but one could assume…

Well, he eats raisins.  Not to stereotype, but one could assume…

Personally, this sounds like crap.  I'm a big fan of his Christian-y albums.

Personally, this sounds like crap.  I'm a big fan of his Christian-y albums.

A rapper is releasing songs "on Twitter."  Biblically, I think this is a sign of the apocalypse.  Within the music business, at least.

A rapper is releasing songs "on Twitter."  Biblically, I think this is a sign of the apocalypse.  Within the music business, at least.

I've been saying this for months.  Why wasn't anyone listening to me?

I've been saying this for months.  Why wasn't anyone listening to me?

Yeah, but do you know what's funnier?  Clowns.