No no no no… I was just kidding.  I am a dawg.

I'm not a "dawg," I'm a human being.

I'm not a "dawg," I'm a human being.

because all AVclub readers are rabid for American Idol news.

because all AVclub readers are rabid for American Idol news.

Not at all.  Sometimes I just like to get a little high and listen to some light jazz.  Tabasco and lye puts me in a good place.

Not at all.  Sometimes I just like to get a little high and listen to some light jazz.  Tabasco and lye puts me in a good place.

of Tabasco crystals and lye.

of Tabasco crystals and lye.

Dude, saw them and I'm still there.  Can someone give me a ride?  Mom's gonna be pissed!

Dude, saw them and I'm still there.  Can someone give me a ride?  Mom's gonna be pissed!

While I remain cautiously pessimistic.

While I remain cautiously pessimistic.

Jerry, if you're reading this get off the computer and wash the dishes!

Jerry, if you're reading this get off the computer and wash the dishes!

In Japan they used to sell cold coffee in a can branded as "The Wild Drip."  If you drank this, you might need to see a doctor.

In Japan they used to sell cold coffee in a can branded as "The Wild Drip."  If you drank this, you might need to see a doctor.

Man, I can just put this disk on and rock out!  Reminds me of Dire Straits.  Whatever happened to those guys, anyways?

Man, I can just put this disk on and rock out!  Reminds me of Dire Straits.  Whatever happened to those guys, anyways?

cause a disturbance make a fucking noise