I think if you step back and think about it, it will take you about three seconds to come to the conclusion that this is a really, really, really stupid idea for an article.

This really makes me sad.  At least rockdom is full of 8000 other dumb, sexist, evil bands to fill their place.

This really makes me sad.  At least rockdom is full of 8000 other dumb, sexist, evil bands to fill their place.

I can't understand why anyone would have to resort to drugs for entertainment in such a vibrant, fun, progressive, opportunity-filled municipality as Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

I can't understand why anyone would have to resort to drugs for entertainment in such a vibrant, fun, progressive, opportunity-filled municipality as Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

He and Ted Nugent should move to Alaska together and in the spring when the sea ice is breaking off, we can put them on an ice floe and push them away.

He and Ted Nugent should move to Alaska together and in the spring when the sea ice is breaking off, we can put them on an ice floe and push them away.

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The last guy who said that to my face nearly had his head torn off.

The last guy who said that to my face nearly had his head torn off.

But Bill Murray is a recovering hobo and he's on your profile picture.

But Bill Murray is a recovering hobo and he's on your profile picture.

Fake album from a fake band.  I shit on the Beatles.

Fake album from a fake band.  I shit on the Beatles.

Yes, biopics are lazy.

Yes, biopics are lazy.

pediatric aids.  You have no children, do you.  you fuckers are not half as funny as you think you are.

pediatric aids.  You have no children, do you.  you fuckers are not half as funny as you think you are.

You preface this shit by alluding to "sane, rational, emotionally mature and stable human beings?"  Reread yourself, motherfucker.  You are clearly none of the above.