My favorite instance of this was that chick with the shedding skin waking up under Will's bed.

I want to see what Hannibal would be like with an off-tune folk singer performing songs about the plot.

They need to do a montage of Mason moments, set to My Way.

If they ever do another Hannibal auction, I will pay any price for that pig mobile.

Amazingly, I was watching the eel scene with my mom, and she (legit) nearly threw up. So I can't say that it wasn't entirely a failed special effect.

Indeed, every week you are guaranteed to see at least one thing you've never seen on network television before. This week, there were at least five: Branding, semen, incest pig-baby, death by eel, and a guy wearing another person's face.

This is the serial killer joke equivalent of the Rod Stewart stomach-pumping story. Just file off the names and insert the current cannibalistic murderer. Whammo; instant joke.

I view this show as more of a dark comedy than anything else. There needs to be a youtube montage of Mason moments with a laugh track added. His whole spiel about the pajama party was one of the funniest fucking things I'd seen this year.

I'm not a fan of puffy bald guys. Eventually, they lose all their character, melt together, and—inevitably—they all begin to resemble one of the Curlys.

Yeah, I don't get blaming NBC. It got three seasons more than most shows. The fact that it lasted as long as it did, considering the type of show it is, is miraculous.

"Sorry…the Doctor is in…sane!"

I think the branding is being overlooked.

I can visualize the fury spittle coating your monitor as you type this.

I was annoyed at Alana describing Mason's sperm extraction via cattle prod. You would have thought that, after two years, these guys would have learned the importance of show, not tell.

Nice reference to The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover.

Question: What was the wagon wheel-type medical device Alana was in? What was it's rationale?

Is this what led to Dolenz' appearance in Bagboy?

I loved that final shot of Will sailing away. It was like the world's most depressing Duran Duran video.

Gilbert Gottfried does a great impression of old Groucho. Only he can play him.

"Jeb Bush 2016: He's your kind of rascal."