The market has already been cornered by the those who are born pretentious, rather than those who become pretentious later in life. For example, Jay McInerney does wine reviews for WSJ Online.

Remove everything after "kind of a twat".

Ferrara is a terrible director. The success of Bad Lieutenant is due more to the exertions of Keitel than any talent that Ferrara possesses.

He was the only good thing about Tapeheads.

What does the guy that wrote "Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk" have to do with this?

Hey, it's no skin off my back.

The final sentence is really awkward. You should have just said "for NOW That’s What I Call Music!"

This reminded me of Shakes the Clown in a lot of ways.

Shark.

Seaquest DSV lasted three seasons, although I'm pretty sure that was due to the Golden *** being in charge.

I once knew a guy that obsessively tracked down INXS bootlegs.

This sounds a lot like the Blair Witch sequel.

I don't get this.

The cake was originally supposed to be three-dimensional…but DS9 drained the TNG budget (apparently a common source of problems in the seventh season).

I remember when MYOF touched upon decades old movies. Then Rabin started to review relatively recent movies. Now he's reviewing movies only a couple of weeks old; movies that he's already reviewed. Lay-zee.