And it's ALSO narcissistic to say that America sucks so bad that Mexico, whose government AND law enforcement are laughable, sucks so hard that Mexico could be so awesome. This is coming from the same people who won an Emmy for saying "If you have enough money to buy a Margaritaville, and suddenly you don't have…

Hans Asperger was Austrian. So it should be "AHS-pergers." But other than that, pretty good episode.

Couldn't. Tickets sold out like a MOTHERFUCKER in that place. They should consider using Foellinger Great Hall instead of the Virginia for a bit while they remodel it. I do plan on showing up this year; I think there's a movie about an Italian guy playing tuba or something like that? He always finds the weird foreign…

It's amazing here how the bars are remodeled almost to make themselves look trashier than they used to be. Also, I'm going to boycott Illini Football until they stop fucking playing Sweet Caroline. The song sucks, whether or not you're drunk.

One of my favorite memories is chasing ducks on his childhood lawn at 4 AM with a lady friend of mine. He stopped by when the city dedicated the plaque outside his house and despite my friends telling me he was a movie snob he came off only as a gentleman. Also, Ebertfest is the shit.

West side swallows!

My favorite (possibly apocryphal) story about ODB is how he swore to call his next album "Black Man is God, The White Man Is The Devil" (sic). The record company was not amused and asked him to change it to something less offensive. He chose "Nigga Please".

Woo Hah (Got You All In Check). Busta Rhymes. My apologies if anyone else has said it.

No seriously, a review of this movie and they forget to mention that that's a major plot point is pretty crazy to me

Also, Rape Room.

What about a Sean "Sean O'Neal" O'Neal?

I was gonna keep quiet about this but thanks to Mr. Whitney mentioning he read this section I'll make it quick and personal.

You all started this.

Not when half the sky is sunny.

A friend of mine is a Sugarland fan
Apparently this was the closest thing to War of the Worlds she's ever seen. She was in the stands when it happened, not in the pit, but everyone-literally, everyone-just started flipping their shit. The video above does nothing to justify how freaky the weather was; people in the…

Oh really
because I can look at the newspaper you print at a high cost for free

I read that as "his brother is now the Internet" and that to my addled mind makes much more sense

Loved his work on "The Big Game"
Along with Scott Hamilton. I still quote that Cartoon Network parody to this day. RIP

If you have never seen "Squid's Visit" it is a fucking revelation. The Munch-ian ending to that made me and all of my friends spill our drinks in uncontrollable laughter.

The Blackhawks-Canucks series, even though the Hawks lost, made me cackle out loud like no other. Ben Smith (the Caleb Hanie of hockey) backhanding it behind who everyone thought would win the Vezina trophy to tie the series up at 3-3 made me run down the street with my sweater over my head.
And I remember vividly…