BUT JAAYYY!!! I HAVE DEEZ BOOBZ!!!

If you check closely, you'll see an onion on his belt.

I would guess that most of the wonderful people I know are Christians.
I would also guess that most of the assholes I know are Christians.

Ah…Bach!

Sober.

"This desert heat is making me THIRSTY!"

Why online date yourself, when you can in-person "date" yourself…speaking of hands.

Seriously, Fuck You The Killing

And gum.

Where's Firefly?!

I believe it's spelled:

DON'T FLAHSY-THING ME!

And Lana is like the Pele of anal.

Close—I'm going with Yes AND No.

One cannot simply skate into Philadelphia!

I suggest "Radio Inferno," a radio teleplay re-imagining of the book by FM Einheit and Andreas Ammer. Ooh! Which is available on Spotify: Ammer, Einheit – Radio Inferno.

I suggest "Radio Inferno," a radio teleplay re-imagining of the book by FM Einheit and Andreas Ammer. Ooh! Which is available on Spotify: Ammer, Einheit – Radio Inferno.

LANAAAA!!!!

NERDS!!!!!

Should have called it the Shit Sandwich Shenannigans.