Biggest laugh of the night for me: "This is a Klondike Bar. What would I do for a Klondike bar? I'd suck anything you put in front of me. I'm serious, I don't even care. I LOVE Klondike bars."

THEORY: the shooter will be…Tyler's evil twin, DYLER!!! Or they'll find some way to bring Tyler back from the dead. Whatever, this show really just needs Tyler back. Not Ashley though. Or DTAP. They were the worst.

Prayer Five: the holiest of fives.

Wouldn't it be awesome if #hamptonskiller, as ABC decided to promote whoever cut the breaks, is Charlotte? It would literally be the most interesting thing they've ever done with her character since she came back from Europe, got bangs, and got all moody at everyone a few episodes ago.

I miss season 1 Chang.  It was the only Chang I actually liked.  He was a badass.

Glad to see I wasn't the only one.  I had to rewind every scene he was in,

Even better…he's a producer and director for the WWE.  He has to bring an income in for his family somehow, right?

The LIRR announcement doesn't even know how to pronounce Ronkonkoma correctly, so it isn't your fault.  Also, I approve of your judgement of Long Islanders.  They're a big part of why I left Long Island in the first place and hardly visit. 

Segel isn't returning for the second Muppet movie unfortunately.

Glad to see I wasn't the only one taken aback by the "next time on HIMYM" promo announcement.  Since when do they do that?!

Likewise, there is no 20 Foot Butter Churn in Ronkonkoma (which is a real place on Long Island).  I wish there was though.

I can't help but feel that the Marshall storyline was written so it could be filmed in like a week total which, methinks, is how they got Segal to sign a contract to be in the final season (wasn't he the lone holdout up until the last second?).  That way he has reduced screen time/film time and can go do whatever else…

The minute they got him out of the death spiral that was the Don-Maggie-Jim love triangle that made me want to bang my head against the wall any time it was referenced, it was the best thing they ever did for his character.

Helps that the two characters are probably the best parts of this show most of the time.

Olivia Munn deserves better than how they treat her on this show.  Seriously, actually do something with her next season, Sorkin.

But how will I watch endless marathons of previous seasons of America's Next Top Model NOW?!?!?!

Isn't Amy Pohler also dating Nick Kroll?  That's probably why she was there.

LaBamba, in theaters now!

Or the one where a girl gets raped & then vents her anger at the rapist by singing lead in an all girl band called PMS.  Oh, or the abortion one.  Didn't the American network refuse to air that one?

Despite my feelings on the contrived plotlines of this episode, Maggie's last "I'm fine" at the end of the episdoe to Marcia Gay Harden reminded me for a split second that Alison Pill CAN act when given decent material.  Too bad she's being basically wasted on this show…