A really convoluted and pirate-themed euphemism.

I'm in a public space and I'm trying not to crack up. It gets progressively funnier because you're expecting something different but NOPE. It's the old guy again.

I suppose this is redundant now (not to mention predictable), but you know what, no one else is gonna do it:
The AV Club
gigantic dorks with boring sex lives.

After the release of the Mosquito cover art, nothing is hideous.

TIME
*thunk thunk*
IS MARCHING ON
*thunk thunk*
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Glad someone finally called out the 90s pop snare drum sound. It always bugs me whenever I hear it.

The album's not on spotify period, so you're fine.

I want someone famous ripping into a band no one has actually heard of, just for the irony.

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEAAASSSEEEE
That entire band is a ripoff of Nickleback— the generic leading the generic.

The second book wasn't great but it's worth it for the third.

No, that's Usher.

What I've read about the ending reminds me of the vastly underrated Chaos Walking trilogy's ending. I haven't read this trilogy, but that series was fantastic and worth a read if you want more intelligent (and kinda angsty) YA than this.

The song is Pompeii by Bastille, if any of you are wondering.
but you probably weren't.

And they'll either sell out in five minutes or tickets will go on eBay or stubhub for a million billion dollars.

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Seriously though, Arndt is awesome. Too bad he couldn't do it.

They do that all the time. Happened to Don't Swallow The Cap earlier this year, from the Spectrum to XMU.

…John Green, the YA author?

The guy that sang Purple Rain?

It's a not-at-all surprising revelation, considering Charlie Brown and
the gang similarly existed in their own self-contained world, the
massive swelling of fluid accumulating in their brains—which caused them
to have frequent hallucinations involving animals and reduced all adult
speech to watery gibberish—forcing…

Just found out that Phil Lord and Chris Miller work on this show (they of 21 Jump Street and Clone High), and I need to start watching it because I love their work. Where should I start?