So did Orson Scott Card's lawyer

In any case, you just lost the game, so…

ehh whatever. it was brilliant satire to the rest of us.

We have, but this one is especially brilliant.

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus Dr. Luke did, I believe.

Blurred Lines, as far as songs with the lyric "YOU'RE THE HOTTEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB" go, is actually pretty good.

errybodygeddup.

you forgot a sinatra reference.

I actually remember watching the Cartoon when I was little- it had the little "e/i" bug in the corner at the beginning of every episode, despite the fact that it was less educational than a Snapple bottle cap.

Carlos!

I know none of you probably saw it, but Mistaken For Strangers was pretty good. Look out for it when it inevitably is put on the National's website.

Star Trek 2 is the most average film ever.

You can say Clooney was grossly overrated, but the movie itself is pretty good.

why don't you write for the AV Club?! these are always great.

I always forget how sarcastic and incredible these lyrics are.

liked for the typo.

There are exceptions, however, such as Pepsi Jr.

When posting a Simpsons quote, make it as vaguely relevant as possible.

they were Laura Marling's backing band?
is that even interesting?

Their follow up song "Stubborn Love" is actually much better, despite the fact that it rips off an Elie Wiesel quote nearly verbatim and is in the same key as Ho Hey.
so yeah, not quite GOOD, but it's progress.