And whenever a good act comes, they play at the Bowery Ballroom and you keep not being 21.
and you can't get a ticket to see Alt-J (or Godspeed you! for that matter).
Yes, I just Amanda Palmer'd.

Only if he read to page 70.

I misread this as "Lars von Trier." 
Would love to see that movie (shut up.)

It was originally Bella Swan… Anastasia Steele is an improvement.

*cues Terminator theme*
*plays Benny Hill theme by accident*
*walks away in shame*

What would be cool is if there was a "trait" station in which you could type in "strong male vocalist" or "haunting melody" and get a bunch of songs with that particular trait.
I know Pandora has the capability.

That would explain Anchorman, Dodgeball, Avril Lavigne, and Fall Out Boy all coming back this year.

wait…

“You know what, Joe Trohman? At least you had that hit song in 2004. and 2007. and 2013… well, this joke isn't working out is it. huh.”

http://amandapalmer.net/blo…
She responded.

I made a station for Laura Marling recently (depressing female singer-songwriter, reminiscent of Joni Mitchell and Bob Dylan, critically acclaimed) and you know what I got?

is that even english?

Did Dodgeball start the meme about Chuck Norris or was that a sheer coincidence? I don't seem to remember…

Hey, have you guys heard of this indie band called Modest Mouse? They have this one awesome song called "Float On" and…

not sure if gimmick account or…

My friends have unironically started to say "hashtag[etc.]" in their conversations.
This can only make it worse.

Nononono. We only THINK we're better than Reddit.

But will we still call him Superman?

(that's a great book)

*facepalmer*