Edited again! muahaha.

Applesauce girl 
She's been living in her Applesauce world 
I bet she's never had a tomato-sauce guy 
I bet her momma never told her why

Edited.

I sometimes wonder how many people actually read the Tolerability Index.

I mean, at least it didn't say "fun."

I know. I was just mocking the overuse of the phrase…

Did Ramone help in the remasters? (I think he did, but I'm not sure.)

I don't know… B- is just the gentleman's C+.

I haven't heard the album yet, but the first single "The Base" is brilliant. That's sad if the rest of the album sucks…

Is the AV Club going to review Daughter's "If You Leave"?

This is why I love The AV Club- if one were to post that on Facebook, they would get a bunch of annoying teenage girls (who all probably think of themselves as nerdy and hipstery) going "OMG THAT'S NOT TRUE STOP LOL."

Well, you can't really agree with it either.

Named Sean O'Neal?
EDIT: Dammit- misread your comment.

But I thought April Fools was yesterday…

Okay then- I will!
*marries Google*

I use it as shorthand for quirky…

Brilliant man. Every album he worked on sounded great (especially The Stranger, even though I'm the last defender of Billy Joel on the internet.)

Great (?) minds think alike.

You're right, dam it!

Little ditty about Gallner and Morris…