Sorry Mr. Ed, you're a little too butch for this pony.

Oh, Schoolhouse, it's not a synchrony thing. I just hacked into the CIA feed from the chip in your brain. While I distract you with my perfectly groomed fuchsia mane, I'm selling all your super secret shit to Mother Russia.

So close
I was all ready to post (with due shame) that I had seen not a single movie on this list, the first time for me for an inventory. Then Mad Max broke my losing streak. So thanks for that small dignity.

I demand a post from
It takes a Nathan of Fillions to Hold Us Back.

If she's bad cam, why does she need to earn his trust? Why not just kill him?

Josie and the Pussycats is the best movie ever join the army.

The suggestion with at the end is that newspaper kid is going to publish the journal and it's all going to collapse.

Also, the second credits song was Leonard Cohen's "First We Take Manhattan" and that fucking hilarious.

I had exactly the same reaction as Tasha, Johnny. I have a list as long as Dr Manhattan's blue cock of things that bugged me about the movie, that Snyder could have done differently, but I still loved it.

Actually, I think he did shockingly well. I agree with all the problems Tasha lists, and more besides (the music was really really clunky.) But let's be fair to Snyder, this was an incredibly difficult task and it's stunningly close.

I didn't mind the power, personally. I did mind the glee. Night Owl enjoying breaking random thugs' limbs seems wildly out of character.

Bobby and Whitney, did we forget you so soon?

I thought the pictures in Watchmen were a lot better than the ones in Pale Fire and Great Gatsby combined.

First of all, talk smack about the my little pony and she will fuck you all kinds of up. Seriously, the pony has no sense of humor.

Nah, Get Over It, it's not that. It's not like I care if Witch Mountain stays underground and indie. It's the inevitiability of it I find depressing.

I'll go see this but
I'm a little sad inside that it exists. There's something tragic about our relentless need to make absolutely everything into a movie. In a sense, I feel the same way about the existence of a Watchmen movie as I do about the Witch Mountain movie.

The title is supposed to be based in small part on past performance, they've certainly talked about it before.

salmon sashimi, avocado, mango, arugula, drizzle of lime juice and toasted sesame oil.

Since I watched 5 straight hours of The Wire before watching this, the cop being from Baltimore was the only exciting part of the episode for me.

Night at the Museum? I haven't seen it, but it seems unlikely anyone was good in that.