I'm not even going to bother to check if you made that up or if that's from a Sims review.

I'm not surprised reddit got everything about the Boston Marathon bombings
wrong. I am surprised they did not scan the photos with great intent to
find all the sexy 14 year olds.

Fuck you, Bush
It's time to get out of Iraq, Bush
What were you even doing there in the first place, Bush
You didn't even get properly elected, Bush
Are you happy now, Bush?
Fuck you, Bush

I love the moment of Johnson asking "is that…normal pooing you're doing?"

There's a continuity error where in a later series Jez finds out he has chlamydia, but it's certainly possible he's dumb enough to forget he has it or what it is.

THAT is ticketyboo!

He was running with his cock out before saying it's on fire! He's lost it! He thinks a pigeon in Catalonia is in control of his legs!

Whatever crazy world where "Sectioning" is weak is one I don't want to visit.

Big Suze is called that because she's tall.

Sushi chef was Maurice LaMarche. George Takei reprised his role as Akira, who he voiced in Akira's first appearance and then the character was given to a series regular.

LOCKDOWN

And sexual abuse!

Don't forget a ROCK AND ROLL DETECTIVE

They didn't forget, they just chose not to focus on his sexuality in the later seasons.

He really should've mopped up his own brains after he killed himself. How rude!

I dunno WHAT you want anymore

Don't you dare fucking say Katherine Heigl

A lot of pissed off white people making speeches for six hours.

It's not Blue Peter, it's just a relaxing smoke of crack.

Josh Meyers (brother of the Weekend Update guy) was Jez, I don't remember who played Sophie and thankfully Super Hans was nowhere to be seen. It was basically a really shitty adaptation of the second episode, with Mark giving the swastika drawing to Sophie and Jez trying to get a job. I'm amazed how the pilot could…