I have no idea if this is sarcasm or not.

How do you know that's not how he gets his kicks?

I like to think of Antoine Doinel as the film version of John Munch

I like to think of Antoine Doinel as the film version of John Munch

Seth MacFarlane would VOICE the penis. Come on, man.

That's Numberwang!

And you have to send a $10 check to him

I just called 'em Thing 1 and Thing 2

Terry Gilliam's "Why Won't They Fund My Movie? Oh, Right".

I want them to do an episode on a sports movie solely so the next three podcasts just have letters sections entirely composed of David Kalan corrections and interesting sports trivia.

You'll go from Yeltsin to Bill W. in a week!

Oh yeah, well I slept with your wife!

Now I'm imagining that episode of Sons of Anarchy episode where the club finds out an ex-member didn't black out all his SOA tattoos, so they give him the choice of fire or knife.

When he was talking about Here Comes the Boom my laptop bluescreened. I like to think it happened because of his anger.

Liked for your name and the hard liquor. I do the wine 'n' vodka thing myself during episodes.

Krieger is like liquor: any amount is a good amount, and no amount is the wrong amount besides no Krieger.

The King of Black knighted David Simon a few years ago with honorary blackness, however. Quentin Tarantino remains jealous.

When watching the Golden Globes her tattoos looked like a horse that got its brain shot out during the production of Luck and some public housing on her back

That almost makes up for him leaving the Bucks for the Lakers.

"great time on set" is usually code "I liked the people I worked with, the movie's garbage though"