I heard musician Michelle Shocked is looking for work.

What about Lindsey Graham?

Yes, but since nobody complained, it was cool. It was the straight ladys with razor-sharp teeth that illicited howls of protest.

Tell that to my hang over.

Lobsters put on weight.

LEAVE MORRISEY ALONE!!!(sob)

Now you sound like my wife!

They've tried and failed?

I hate watching sports with them, there's no time to explain!

The nipples, duh!

I was thinking he would play one of Darth Maul's halves come back to life seeking revenge.

Giant Monsters

*claps and laughs when Willy Wonka's elevator hits you and breaks your neck*

It ends with a lot of tears and recriminations. I'm not sure about the book, though.

You need to redirect that to Grinder

That doesn't stop a lot of people.

If that is so, I'm volunteering to be her Katherine the Great.

whooooooOOOOO!!!

put a bird on it!

Nonsense!