Bazis? I hate those guys.

Sorry, that was Nipsy Russell.

Bacon, turkey, swiss on squaw bread with mayo.

It's freezing here. It dipped into the mid 60s this afternoon.

Hot Pocket (sob)

Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown!

We've all loved your wife.

great, now when I hear that song, I'll be thinking about that.

The coyote's are not the problem, it's their demand for products from Acme.

"I'm sorry, my hearing is a little fuzzy. Did you say the president is near?"

C'mon, have you seen those hospital gowns? She was practicall begging for it. It's not like she said 'no'.

Algerian?…ew.

Put me in the 'For' column.

read that as 'You fuck harder…'

Make sure it's a legitimate vape.

Make sure it's a legitimate vape.

Would-you-like-to-play-a-game-of-chess?

Would-you-like-to-play-a-game-of-chess?

I know which one I'd rather have on my head.

I blame Jaguar