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Please tell me ZMF is covering Billy Squier's "Everybody Wants You"

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!

I was once face controlled at The Melting Pot. Fuck that place.

I wonder who read their vows first, hereby contracting cancerAIDS.

But you're in the center of the United States - if anything you're the most accessible to EVERYONE!

So, you're saying there's hope?
My relationship with Horse Fellow has a chance?!?!

Just in time!
…and only a few years too late.

Honestly though, why would an actor take offense to something some "fuckwit" on Amazon says? It would have been really easy for him to just laugh it off, but instead he seemed to get upset about it. Like I said before, he knew what he was getting into. If you've made movies like Python, Python 2 and Ablaze, you can't

Well, I apologize for not including enough explosions for your liking.

Not seeing it
All you guys calling out O'Neal, I don't get it. When Zabka agreed to do a feature called "Random Roles" he should have known he was going to be asked about some of his less substantial work. If he didn't want to talk about it, he could have made that known from the outset, or just not done the

"he seems like a cool guy and strangely remembers a LOT of details about the crappy straight-to-video movies he's done. most people for these features say something like "oh that was so long ago, I don't remember." "

Lunatic Fringe, I know you're out there.

Missing the best part
BABALITY

Overall, this is one of the ugliest games I've ever seen. The fact that all the players wear pitch black visors, and you can see thei 6 pack abs THROUGH THEIR UNIFORM is itself enough to warrant an F.

Excited
I think this will be entertaining if nothing else. Like Todd said, it sounds like the perfect summer viewing. I watched Harpers Island last summer, and although it was nowhere near good, it was at least a television diversion. I'm sure I'll be checking back here to see what everyone else things.

Well played, Bobloblaw

I have to disagree Todd - Will Tippin is the best part of Alias.

My boy
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!

So, is it like a book club?
But with bullets?