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They're almost as good as the video itself - and trying to decide whether they're serious is half the fun! I'll start:

Imagine a pelican trying to use a cell phone!!! IMAGINE IT!!!

Beard Makeup
Do they use different makeup to cover their beards? And has anyone seen these guys with no makeup?

I'm hoping this answers the question I've had for years…
Who's bed have HER boots been under?

"I just thought I was constipated, and when I went to flush, it was a girl!"

The car accident actually happened in her periphery, and it's shockwave caused all of her scandals to blend together in an amalgamation of debauchery.

So, is there a slight chance that Eloise and Widmore could be Adam and Eve?

Adult Swin
Seeing a show like this, the only thing I can think of is Adult Swim. Comedy Central has created a television space that shows like HV&J could thrive in - I'm not saying ratings wise, but creatively.
Although they've both been previously aired in the UK, Garth Merenghi's Dark Place and The Mighty Boosh have

I wonder how that guy feels today…"I could have been a difference maker..instead all I did was turn a coconut into a telephone."

Slap in the face
Pardon the Sheridan pun, but I love that the headline to this story is liking showing someone a delicious pizza, then revealing it was only a hologram.

It's not like putting flowers on her grave is going to take 42 minutes…and if it does - best episode ever?

I'm flattered.

And Twin Peaks lasted 2 years…your point?

I've always wanted a secret admirerer…but then it wouldn't be a secret…

Your [noun] is a(n) [adjective][noun]!!!

Worst news in that piece
No Wild Hogs sequel!!!?!?!

Whoop that trick
The scene in Hustle and Flow where Terrence Howard, DJ Qualls, and Anthony Anderson first get the beat going and lay down "Whoop that Trick" is one of my favorite moments in recent film.

My favorite recent Kelsey Grammar moment was when he tried to say HE was in control of cancelling "Hank."

The Adam and Eve skeletons are integral - we got another reference to them in "Lighthouse." If they weren't important, Damon and Carlton wouldn't have dug up that ghost this late in the game.

The tranference of Island powers would also be a great call back to he Season 4 promotional material - in which we saw the LA skyline as the Island's reflection.