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Be honest, it sucks

What's the problem? I wear my "Pensacola County Corrections" shirt to work at the Pensacola County Corrections Department?

There's a vampire related dildo that you put in the freezer for a "realistic" sensation.

Is Tahitian Treat better than Big Red?

Checked into a Red Roof Inn and stayed up for several hours
I got this last weekend and it's good. I'm not a huge Mountain Goats fan, so I'm not the end all to ask about it, but it's a good record. A good mix. Also, I got it on purple vinyl.

Peter Billingsley
I liked him much better as Little Billy in Honky Tonk Freeway.

We thought you'd be hungry so we picked you up a stick of gum.

That could have been the best development in TV history.

I loved the episode where he drove a tank.

I also remember the head of the institution that Walter was in was really shady about letting him go. I'm wondering if he's from the other side.

Glowing Peter
I just skimmed and I'm sorry if it's been mentioned, but what about glowing Peter at the end? Rebecca mentioned how she saw a glow around the faces/heads of people who "didn't belong." When she hugged Peter at the end, there was an aura around his face. Just another sign that he's from the other side.

Just like Zachary Quinto.

I can't belive you guys are using his name. Be careful…

I also took it as she was pulled out of the car when it swerved in the S1 finale.

Second Best Wedding
I just happened to watch the "Phyllis's Wedding" episode today, and I think it's probably my favorite ever. From the "Webster's defined 'wedding' as melding two metals together with a hot torch. I'm Michael Scott." to the whole Uncle Al/Wedding Crashers bit, it kills me. But I totally agree that

Why do you people still care about the grade? Why the face?

When they shoot almost ANY pilot the actors don't know what's going on, and rarely do the actors know anyway.
When the LOST pilot got picked up, Lindelof Abrams sat down and plotted the first half of the first season, and when they realized they were going to get picked up for a second season Lindelof and Cuse plotted

I saw Soapy Handjobs at a local casino once. It was fun, but I left feeling slightly ashamed.

They were both equally terrible.

Snake Surprise and Chilled Monkey Brains are my suggestions.