Actually, the other 18 are all sex addicts.

Gonna have you naked by the end of this song
I remember we were having a Super Bowl party, and I had just sat down with my chili when this happened. Of course it was before Tivo, so there wasn't that…but out of 20 people in the house only 2 of us saw Janet's sun shaped nipple clamp.

How do we know the Others are responsible for the nipple slip? I hear there was some subliminal Latin messaging.

So, they let people drink to the point of inebriation, allow their cast members to be punched hard enough to require surgery, and attempt to cover up sexual assault, but if you want to get high you don't get camera time?

Why do you lay in the grass? Do you not want to be found?
A Line Allows Progress (A Circle Does Not) is such a great song, and that EP is amazing. In my opinion, Oberst hit his first peak with Every Day and Every Night, and followed it up with the brilliant (and his best album) Fevers and Mirrors. The closer to…

Tool Academy
If you can't laugh at this show, and the irony of it all, you are sad.

Isn't a gallon of orange juice around $10?

I think in the case of razors we're paying more for the package, that in turn cuts the shit out of your hands much worse than the razors contained within ever would.

Frito is right - There are so many companies making so many different things it's ridiculous to even think of the price disparity between things. That's one reason, but I think another HUGE reason is the growth of international commerce. In the 70s there weren't too many "Made in Northern Mariana Islands" or "Made in…

My favorite parts are

Dan Who?
I'm pretty sure that during his days of MTV and Seinfeld guest starring (Step off, George) that Dan Cortayzee was Dan Cortez. Did he change the spelling/pronunciation of his name for his "comeback?"

The best part:

No need for buzzkills today
Shit

The peeling of the potato is an analogy for life.

Who is this Joe Franklin you speak of?

The worst part about this
Viewing the initial slide show is free for the jury, but the subsequent slide shows that will be sent to them bi-monthly will be billed to their Visa at 39.95.

Aren't those "bunny ears"?

It's the only thing I took away from ECON 102, I'm sticking to my guns.

So there is such a thing as a free lunch? Because "ain't no" really means is.

Where has Caruso been lately?