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I'm a fan of encasing a guy in foam, then sticking a grenade to him

To quote ZMF:

Oh yeah
Marion Cotillard, Tom Berenger, Michael Caine, and Leonardo? This movie will be awesome.

I used to live by the golf course in Pasadena and had that same zip code.

Fuck Yeah
This game is awesome. It's perfect - you can play for hours if you want, but you can also pop in, play for a few minutes, and be done. The "Proving Grounds" section adds even more to the game - whether you're just trying to pass the sections or go at them for a good time.

Zodiac, I was owning yours stats on Live today. I've already punted hundreds of robots!

Used to live in Baltimore
Are they going to base it on the snooty kids from Severna Park? Or the hard ass kids from Baltimore City? Or the in-between kids from Pasadena/Glen Burnie?

I love Eli Roth, if only for casting the Sheriff in Cabin Fever

Hope you have a 360 then…

Shadowboxing
The Wu-Tang would be delighted

So, you're saying Limbaugh and Rove are the PERFECT guests for the show?

Forget "Who wants to marry a milionaire?" What about "Married by America" where the people were matched up based on phone call votes.

You need to get the new Microsoft Equine keyboard, with full hoof support. Might cut down on the typ-oats.

I can't wait until the episode where Glenn Beck moves in next door.

All in the family
Being that this show is on Fox, does this have anything to do with Fox News' subtle Republican leaning ways?

Red Surgeons
When I first saw those guys, my first thought was, "Why are the Emperor's personal guards doing that?"

The last time I was alone and on mushrooms was during a "Who's the Boss?" marathon. I'm guessing it had the same effect.

What is wrong with your balls that you sit on them that frequently?

HOLY SHIT!
Look at the size of that fucking house!!! And she lives there alone?!?!?!

If you think this is good…
Wait until the "Leggo my Eggo" movie