You just put all of Canada in a stranglehold

Space Bridge

Here's the thing about porn that's somewhat similar to newspapers - the old people are still using it. I'm generalizing on that, but when I go to my local video store, I ALWAYS see middle aged men leaving the porn room. This is probably because they don't have a computer or internet access, or are not savy enough to…

It's OK, we all have bad auditions. Mr. Morningwood doesn't hold it against you.

Yes.

I like this guy
He kind of looks like Chris Rock, but is obviously super-intelligent.

Big Brother
Jeremy Piven was on Big Brother on Sunday.

Say what you want about Piven, but I can't wait for his "Untitle Man vs. Nature Project"

Oh Steve McRib, you bust my gut

Maybe the whole problem was the sushi affected his hair plugs, and he had a Tobias Funke-like reaction.

What IS Chris Kattan promoting? He was on Jimmy Fallon one night, but I just chalked that up to Jimmy Fallon having to book either A.) a former SNL cast member; B.) a former SNL host when Fallon was on the show; C.) Someone in the movie TAXI for every show.

Mmmmmmm, roast

I don't hate you, I just find you extremely irritating. And now you know - and knowing is half the battle.

I'm not ashamed
I really want to see this. Maybe it's being a child of the 80s. Maybe it's knowing that if I would have never opened by GI Joes, I wouldn't even need a job. But I know the main reason why is exemplified in the picture of Sienna Miller. And knowing is half the battle.

Fucking the 19 year-old hostess in the ass?

K B in American Cannibal
He did Houston's labia surgery guys!!!!

Ryan O'Neal as himself
In Farah's Story 2.

Oh Gentle Herpes, you don't hate jazz, you fear jazz…you fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundries. Oooh it's a fence, no it's soft. What's happening? The shapes, the chaos.
Has to be simple nursery rhymes for you, doesn't it? Simple little "Dee dee dee dee dee dee."
The melody gets abstract, you mess your trousers…

The era of YouTube/Twitter will end around the same time everyone realizes reality shows are just a fad…any day now…

Nice
Working at a teevee station I see a lot of obnoxious press releases. It's nice to know that there are some even more obnoxious ones I've been able to avoid.