Your empty shell is blocking the way.

That's why I'm the shit.

Set to the entire catalog of "Great Moments of Own-age"

Menacing Glare
It's piercing holes through my soul right now

According to Hamilton Cork, it only takes one sentence to determine the brilliance of one's writing.

The guy singing the praises of auto-tune is a schmuck.

Confirmed
Fox released a statement saying "We love the Futurama voice performers and absolutely wanted to use them, but unfortunately, we could not meet their salary demands. While replacing these talented actors will be difficult, the show must go on. We are confident that we will find terrific new performers to give…

I wouldn't say Kyle Boller, more like Jay Fiedler.

HEWWO and WECKOME TO MOBIEPHONE
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In that sentence Hogwarts sounds a lot more like a venereal disease than a magical school.

Shimmy Shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay
give me the mic so i can take it away
off from the natural charge bon-voyage
yeah, from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad
Wu-Tang killah bees on the swarm
rain on your college ass disco dorm
'Cause you can't even trust my skills
You're fuckin with the one killah bee and he ain't…

Whenever I think of Aaron Burr I immediately think of Neil Frogurt eating the cookie and not being able to answer the trivia question.

Jay Z, the Bret Favre of Rap
Sure, he had an amazing career, and ended up pretty much on top of the world, but he needs to know when to quit. Mainstream rap today is a mish mash of vocoder/auto-tune, terrible pop samples from the 90s and MTV playback.

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I can't wait to see what they look like with each other's faces. As good as Travolta/Cage? Probably not, but better hair.

I'm glad they can show the correlation between the senior and the soilders. They may be far apart in age, but it's great that they can let the distance bring them together again.

"Teenage Loverboy fan misses the point of "Workin' for the Weekend."

I am Crazy Bearded Jack

It probably won't be good when my shelf contains Mein Kampf, V for Vendetta, White Noise, and Jenna Jameson's How to Make Love Like a Porn Star

When the curious cat and loveable dog with the celebrity voices enter this thread, I don't want to be here.

I can only imagine how the interrogation went