Oswalt in the poster
Looks like my friend from Chicago. Scarily actually

They got a car full of girls, and it was goin' real swell. The next stop was the East Side Motel.

She rocks rough and tough with her afro-puff

They did…They're playing in my garage tomorrow night for free beer.

Only a "firstie" lover would even consider my post an attempted firstie. Fuck, I hate that word

Wow, Jncos. I'm assuming they didn't have the pocket detailing. If so you would have been drowning in lady parts.

1. Blue (Ah boo dee a boo da)
2. How do you talk to an angel?
3. With Arms Wide Open
4. Dust on the Bottle
5. That one song by Phish
6. Eternal Flame
7. The Graduation Song
8. Dust on the Bottle
9. I get knocked down, but I get up again
10, 11, 12, 13, 14. The Titanic song
15. Bad
16. Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
17. On the…

I think this was a form of appeal. The initial judgement was 200K

That wasn't an attempted first. The fact that you thought it was make YOU suck real bad.

Ouch
I remember this case from a couple of years ago. I think her first judgement was something like $200K. They sure as hell stepped it up, that's for sure.

Wasn't Audiogalaxy the shit?

I would have gone with the "neighbor steals my wi-fi" defense

Disjointed
That trailer is all over the place. It's like they wanted to make a movie about a killer shark, but just couldn't turn it into a whole script. Then someone found a copy of "Venice Mobsters" laying around, and combined the two.

There's only room for one all capitals commenter in these parts, and it's not you.

Radzinksy
Will he be appearing in the Black Swan? Will Marvin Candle be doing the introduction?

Poker Face
I would not be surprised if he releases a paraody of Poker Face entitled "Polka Face."

Damn, I hadn't seen that movie in ages. Sorry for the confusion.

Are you referring to Nicholas Cage sentencing Danny Trejo to death for no "putting the bunny back in the box?"

The guy in the link said "pop" bottles.

Also, David Alan Grier as a lawyer. If that's not legally unlikely, I don't know what is.