Arnold Schwarzenegger
Will play in the film

I know. I just suspend disbelief for just a minute there. Another great Pogues/Wire scene is when McNulty is moving the homeless guy out of town to a shelter in DC and "Turkish Song of the Damned" is playing in his car.

The Wire
In the bar, when they all sing the "Body of An American" at Detective Cole's wake. "Play the damn song already!"

Arnold for President
Remember the movement to amend the U.S. Constitution to allow for people of foreign birth to run for President? Ah, those were the days. I assume you can still sign this petition:

He is also a huge cunt.

I'm friends with the Blowfish, but Hootie's kind of aloof.

You mean besides all the homo stuff?

Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!
My favorite line from "Old School."

Donald Westlake is my all time favorite. His career was one of nonstop brilliance. His books under different names, Richard Stark, Samuel Holt, etc. are also fantastic. Always wanted to drink in the O&J Bar and Grill. Try these books and you will not be disappointed.

"I never pictured God doing duets with Babyface."

Ralphie-boy
I watched the whole series and I remember distinctly hating Ralph Macchio when he came on during this episode. I stil hate him. He's a fucking cunt.

Gallagher on the back stretch
I saw Gallagher at the Kentucky Derby in 1992 and he was wearing a "Gallagher" t-shirt.

No Way Out
While not remotely comparable to the movies listed here - any love for Kevin Costner's "No Way Out?" Sean Young's ass stars in it.

Hangover, Part Deux
What kind of a cunt objects to Mel Gibson?

The "Diceman"
How about our boy Andrew "Dice" Clay, nee Silverstein. His standup was funny as hell what with the whole "Hickory, dickory doc," thing.

I once saw Liz Phair in a petting zoo at a Children's Fair. She looked oddly hot. I should put this to music.

Love that Bill Pullman
Earl Mott: Crockett and Tubbs… they're floatin'!

LA County
Fucking love that song. How fun it is to sing along as the jilted narrator finishes:

I hope they make it!
What about Ross and Rachel?

Costarring Helen Cunt