"Here's a hand I found in my driveway."

Should have said "more that", not "more than".

It delights me more than Fred Savage has directed a ton of episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I logged in to make this exact comment and then noticed yours. Good job. Am I wrong or has Packer not been shown since early season 2?

Or Bob Papa, the NFL Network's play by play guy.

Once again,

What about AJ Soprano?
I remember seeing a Sugarland poster on AJ's door and thinking that was really odd.

I feel pretty confident that if you put me in a room with Ernest Borgnine right now, I could kick his ass with one arm.

I'm at work..
.. so I don't have time to read all 550 comments to see if this has already been said, but Clint Eastwood is the ultimate badass. There are at least 100 examples of this, but the one that comes to mind for me is in Unforgiven, when he hisses "yeah I've killed women and children. I reckon I've killed…

I have dvr'd and watched every single minute of the Tonight Show since Conan took over and I've really enjoyed it. It's been closer to his other show than I was afraid.

Liquid Swords
He was also sampled on Liquid Swords. One of the greatest beats in hip hop history.

I did some really in depth research on this topic, meaning I googled it, and I could only find one song that he had co-authored. And I'm from Texas. Nobody dresses like that unless they're a pretend cowboy, like George Strait.

Nope.
George Strait's music is the most overproduced, generic, plastic sounding bunch of crap out there. There's just nothing redeeming about it. And I like country music, I just think he personifies the kind of country that sucks. Everything he says is a total cliche, there's cheesy strings and steel guitar on…

How about..
I learned my lesson from the whole Rihanna thing. I don't hit anyone anymore. Now I just use mace.

That was the best line of this episode, other than maybe "go with your gut."

Karl
Karl Pilkington's got a head like a golden globe.

Bouncing Boobs
Remember that sketch on SNL where she was the little girl on the kids show that had hit puberty and had huge tits. Ray Liotta was hosting, it was really funny. Anyone know where to find that clip?

Father Ted
Something about Father Ted really appeals to me when I'm sick. I've seen all the episodes 100 times, but still, I wanna visit Craggy Island when I don't feel well.

Jorge, all 7 seasons of Trailer Park Boys are already on DVD here in the states. I have them all, and you're right, it's a wonderful show.

I saw Horatio Sanz on Jimmy Fallon a while ago and he's lost a lot of weight, like 150 pounds or so. He wasn't recognizable. He can probably bound now.