The Audition. Oh god that movie fucked my shit up. Fuck that fucking movie. I will never be able to have sex with a japanese chick after seeing that movie.

All clothes will be ironic 80s t-shirts, skinny jeans, and god awful Bill Cosby sweaters.

You have to have at least 25 simpson quotes ready, and if you dont, then the violent beat-ins come.

Ya, i think they underated this album. There were some great, fun songs on this album.

They are terrible, generic, and their lyrics are mind numbling bad. If they existed a decade ago they would go on tour with Limp Bizkit.

I wanna feel God deep inside of me, i wanna feel your salvation on my face. I wanna get on my knees and please you Jesus!

Five Finger Death Punch might be one of the most god awful bands ive ever heard.

"You could have had a v8, instead of a 12 gauge slug to youre you cranium."

"Big dicks in your ass are bad for your health" from that song is one of my favorite lines of all time!

Except that Tyler the Creater is a much more stupid name than Humpty. And he does most certainly does not get things kickin.

Id consider a day when i got to use an AK a good day.

Im surprised The Grapes of Wrath wasnt on here.

My annaconda definitly wants some of that.

Wonderful book, however, in my 11th grade english class we are reading a abridged versions of it. Its a shitty watered down version that destroys everything good about the book.

Thats sounds like an 80s new wave one hit wonder.

I attempted to read A Tale of Two Cities earlier this year and couldnt, it was mind numbingly boring. I did read Atlas Shrugged and found it stupid, not just the philosophy but the dialogue. No human would ever say those things. Also, fuck trains.

Hell yes, i spend hundreds of pages and a blue ball of lightning is all i get? What a bunch of bullshit.

Yessir, no disrespect intended.

Do you take two shots everyday? One from youre 45. Magnum and another from youre bourbun bottle.

I have a huge dip of Cope Straight in right now, after reading this all i can think about is the cancer im giving myself.