GODDAMITGENTLEHERPESIWANNAPINCHYOURCUTELITTLECHEEKS.

Is this
The first episode.

This episode
is a huge improvement over the first one.

I'm about to kill myself, only you can stop me MelissaW

peekay I'd like to apoligize about your dead parents.

pathetic life
sooooooooooooooo close to being first………..sigh

Up your fucking ass.

May you burn in Hell.

shame
I'm ashamed to say it but I'll probably see this movie in theaters.

why
I dont see anything wrong with this idea or any of the others they suggested.

what if
What if you use your left hand to wipe your ass?

I fucking smear myself with feces for the fun of it. I also drink my urine because I like the taste and its sterile.

its times like these i wish i didnt have a 360, seriously at least i have blessed brutal legend to keep me from killing myself.

thats fuckn clever as shit dude, I wish i could write haikus that good that would be pimp

epic
FAIL

wtwta
definitly brings back childhood memories of my dad reading this to me

JUST SAW THIS MOVIE
and holy hell it sucks

…………..
i think ill probably be going to sleep early on most saturday nights for the rest of this snl season

its the terrorist, theyve teamed up with hitler and the commies to take over the world of crappy movie making

paranormal activity
if anyone wants to see a crappy blair witch knockoff or youve got nothing better to do cause for some weird reason your xbox wont work then request paranormal activity for your city