The Third Man is a great film, but still overrated. It has a merely okay script and remains flat whenever SPOILER FOR AN OLD ASS MOVIE Welles isn't on screen.

Vertigo caters most to the cinephile and to the modern home viewer. It begs to be broken up and re-viewed in pieces, because it is so rich in symbols.

Vertigo caters most to the cinephile and to the modern home viewer. It begs to be broken up and re-viewed in pieces, because it is so rich in symbols.

I think Tarantino will be one of the most divisive film figures going forward. I can totally see future critics/directors either dismissing his oeuvre or worshipping it.

I think Tarantino will be one of the most divisive film figures going forward. I can totally see future critics/directors either dismissing his oeuvre or worshipping it.

I can almost guarantee it will be on this list in 20 years or so.

I can almost guarantee it will be on this list in 20 years or so.

Even I don't think "Battleship" belongs here. It was innovative of course, but unimportant as a film.

Even I don't think "Battleship" belongs here. It was innovative of course, but unimportant as a film.

Few actors convey world-weariness as well as he does.

Few actors convey world-weariness as well as he does.

Yeah, that joke was nothing new.

Yeah, that joke was nothing new.

A big ole bowl of Newman's Own™ Diarrhea.

No one born after like 1980 gives a shit about Star Wars. It's just a movie, not an object of worship.

No one born after like 1980 gives a shit about Star Wars. It's just a movie, not an object of worship.

When will people learn? Never invite Ben Foster to a second location!

When will people learn? Never invite Ben Foster to a second location!

No that's the Jude Law demonstrating the power of movie technology. He's one of our finest young actors, you know.

No that's the Jude Law demonstrating the power of movie technology. He's one of our finest young actors, you know.