@Whatwhatque:disqus Uhhh, seriously? I've never eaten any poon, but you do not sound like you know what you're talking about. There are less enthusiastic and more enthusiastic BJs, but you can't really "phone them in" to the extent discribed. Unless you want to prolong things and make everyone miserable. Plus, you're…

@avclub-e95a45d0b1f5afdf0ab9cde82b4b1d06:disqus If the gender roles were reversed, then the power dynamic would be completely different, rendering the situation completely different. (Not to mention that on some small level, Louie kind of likes getting the crap kicked out of him, especially by women— or have we…

@avclub-e95a45d0b1f5afdf0ab9cde82b4b1d06:disqus If the gender roles were reversed, then the power dynamic would be completely different, rendering the situation completely different. (Not to mention that on some small level, Louie kind of likes getting the crap kicked out of him, especially by women— or have we…

He's a man who doesn't have to listen to mom and is into nikki minaj… he'll be liberal any day now.

He's a man who doesn't have to listen to mom and is into nikki minaj… he'll be liberal any day now.

@avclub-f54f1ae49ae57fc068483a54906687df:disqus Exactly, Parking between 6am and 5am. Meaning no parking between 5-6am

@avclub-f54f1ae49ae57fc068483a54906687df:disqus Exactly, Parking between 6am and 5am. Meaning no parking between 5-6am

It was obvious to me that he did want to break up with her— the more awkwardly tense than normal wave/his reaction when she said are the little clues, but the big one is the absolute relief on his face afterward (both times).

It was obvious to me that he did want to break up with her— the more awkwardly tense than normal wave/his reaction when she said are the little clues, but the big one is the absolute relief on his face afterward (both times).

but, apparently not between 5 and 6 am.

but, apparently not between 5 and 6 am.

see, this doesn't even read as authentic for me.

see, this doesn't even read as authentic for me.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus I read your comments in Eugene Mirman's voice. I think I need to thank you.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus I read your comments in Eugene Mirman's voice. I think I need to thank you.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus YOU POST EDITING SUMBITCH.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus YOU POST EDITING SUMBITCH.

Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of le wine, didn't they?

Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of le wine, didn't they?

Dogs fucked the pope? ….no fault of mine.