It's my first firstie. In related news, I don't give a fuck.

Hey, right now it's night where I live. There's enough wine involved that I'll believe nearly anything.

Hey, right now it's night where I live. There's enough wine involved that I'll believe nearly anything.

To me, he looks like he's a pair of earrings away from organizing a charity auction for a Montessori school

To me, he looks like he's a pair of earrings away from organizing a charity auction for a Montessori school

or is the grandson thing supposed to be a funny?

or is the grandson thing supposed to be a funny?

Charlie Sheen's grandson, Martin Sheen? Let's back up here.

Charlie Sheen's grandson, Martin Sheen? Let's back up here.

Actually, Michael Jackson licensed the use of Revolution— after Yoko convinced McCartney band together with her to hold out for a lower price on the Lennon-McC song catalog, allowing it to be bought by MJ.

Actually, Michael Jackson licensed the use of Revolution— after Yoko convinced McCartney band together with her to hold out for a lower price on the Lennon-McC song catalog, allowing it to be bought by MJ.

To the people claiming that she was "already a successful artist" and is "influential to the culture": Maybe she had some kind of name in avant garde circles (the kind of circles where everyone "had a name"/rep once outsiders start paying attention). I'm still gonna need some kind of evidence that anyone would…

To the people claiming that she was "already a successful artist" and is "influential to the culture": Maybe she had some kind of name in avant garde circles (the kind of circles where everyone "had a name"/rep once outsiders start paying attention). I'm still gonna need some kind of evidence that anyone would…

if they were broke, they'd have to make something that wasn't shit.

if they were broke, they'd have to make something that wasn't shit.

No, it wouldn't have happened already because they both were the big deal in the room, really enjoying that, and distracted by other conquests. It's like the football star and the head cheerleader: if they're not together in a big deal way immediately, then they both have their own shit going on during high school,…

No, it wouldn't have happened already because they both were the big deal in the room, really enjoying that, and distracted by other conquests. It's like the football star and the head cheerleader: if they're not together in a big deal way immediately, then they both have their own shit going on during high school,…

Anyone else notice that Betty has essentially 3 settings for people?

Anyone else notice that Betty has essentially 3 settings for people?

oops.