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THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDMA'S CGI FUCK FEST!!

"Crumbling" implies it was ever stable.

Zombie bees?

The EW article seems to imply that the new trailer features at least a single line from Pennywise. But I agree. I'd rather keep it a surprise.

Oh so that's how she managed to forget about Catwoman.

I agree. It definitely looks like this movie is going to be a huge dump.

There was quite a bit of ape sign language in this one too.

I thought that was one of the best parts. When this review described it as 'formulaic' (which it was, at points) I was expecting the two of them to have a cliched final showdown.

Yes. But it's also used to refer to any movie that strays into so-bad-it's-good territory which this seems to be going for.

If his name were Mountaindog, maybe.

Will Katana be in this one? She's the one whose sword traps the souls of its victims, in case you forgot.

Not sure if I can trust a man named "Baron Mountaincat"

I'm thinking Donald Jr. will be thrown under the bus. Trump apparently wasn't even at this meeting so he has that as an alibi.

No, but there's a Congressman's office
* honks clown horn*

Hopefully that trip would be one-way.

”Handjob for the Holidays”?

It really is horrible, isn't it? I especially like the bass line that sounds like a midi file.

Well the dreamy camera filter at the end left me feeling unsure.

So in the end did Baby get out after 5 years or was that last scene pure fantasy?