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Mine only works on the phone now

How was the criticism of the "pussy" comments unjust?

I really did not like this episode at all. The entire premise felt too cartoony (Other people have noted that it is very similar to an episode of It's Always Sunny and Community) to be taken as actual social satire. I'm looking forward to the others though.

That was a fantastic trailer. If you removed the fighting clips at the end it could easily pass for a family drama.

Isn't the Big Red Sweater Vest enough?

It's hard to hear someone sing clearly through a brown paper bag.

What's also great is that you can open one tab for work and another to Google search for pictures of balls in the comfort of your own home.

So basically, like Hardcore Henry.

I appreciate the recommendations, but am less than thrilled now that my Google search history includes the phrase "mannequin pussy"

Yeah sure, that's what Ricky Martin said.

"…threatened to release “hours of footage of them individually praising me.”

I'm surprised Weegee didn't become a symbol of the Ted Cruz campaign. Both have the same horrifying, dead stare

*opening bars of "Roundabout" play*

It worked for Kurt Cobain

If I had a basket full of Skittles and I told you half were deplorable, would you eat them?

So how long before the gritty Obama reboot?

So when you say you're "purging" CDs, does that mean they go straight in the trash can or just to a box in the attic?

Unless the Republicans win the House and Senate too, in which case Trump will probably give the rubber stamp to any anti-Obamacare or anti-LGBT bill they toss his way.

I thought that was a parody of the way clickbait headlines needlessly make readers guess with taglines like "You Won't Believe What Happens!"