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If we don't settle this debate, how am I going to finish my slash fiction?

I really like Neil Hamburger, Tim & Eric and that general style of weird, cringe comedy but this was hard to get through. I did like the weird, Lynchian vibe that started creeping in towards the end, though.

My problem with Rifftrax is that most of the movies they review aren't really all that bad so there's nothing to mock. I mean, I don't like a movie like Twilight but compared to crap like Hobgoblins it's a very well-made film.

Almost halfway to the goal already!

Etsy?

I was really hoping to see McConaughey's face photoshopped onto a koala bear. You disappoint me, AV Club.

Ignorance really is bliss in this case.

Have there been any good Asian horror films lately? I hate to sound like a Youtube commenter complaining about music but it seems like nothing noteworthy has come out of that part of the world in a long time

Well I'm glad you liked it!

Yeah, after I wrote that comment I was wondering if it counts.

Project X?

Lake Mungo
The Taking of Deborah Logan .
REC

For some reason every band in this current `emo revival` scene is competing for the worst band name of of all time. But they will all lose to "The World Is a Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die".

"Chu shrouds pop singer Jem—formerly a record company executive, now a mystery-solving suburban teen with a robot sidekick."

Who asked for this? I want names.

There are a bit too many slow tracks on this album for my liking, and I don't feel like this band lends itself to those type of songs very well. I prefer Colors because it was a lot more intense

I live in Japan now, and it's weird how Ted was marketed to be a cute character here. I 've seen little kids walking around with Ted key chains.

I was just thinking, "I'll probably enjoy this for 10 minutes and then groan for the next 100".

First!

Last weekend I actually met a girl with one of those tattoos. Until then I'd lived in blissful ignorance believing it was just a made-up joke about hipsters.