They just did one for Paul Blart Mall Cop that's pretty great.

May it burn forever in the flames of development hell.

Two submissions:

Because it looks tacky. I could maybe forgive some of the tattoos but having the word "Damaged" scrawled on his forehead is laughably bad.

Why bother with dialogue and characterization when you can just tattoo words onto someone?

I've got to stop Mysterio from publishing that feminist video game critique!

I'm mostly bothered by how half-assed the found footage angle is. Are these kids walking around with IMAX cameras?

I just read a review from Village Voice that says the film plays "This Little Light of Mine" as the bomb drops.

"Axl Rose" already sounds like a Mega Man character

Putting aside the question of whether or not that question was out of line, he really was dumb to keep pushing it the way he did when Downey had clearly tuned out early on

So I really hope I'm misinterpreting this, but are you trying to tell me the kid causes the nuclear explosion over Hiroshima? If so, this movie deserves a higher grade for the unintentional comedy factor alone.

I hide my identity as Covered With Gallons of Ejaculate Man by wearing glasses

A series based on the adventures of Armless Tiger Man?

A few years ago they had an Irish Cream flavor but it was kind of sickening.

The album version features a violin. Is this supposed to be a new version?

Username and Comment Synergy - 10/10

You must be new here. Have a seat.

Pretty sure Blue Ruin was not included.

I don't understand the love for The Avengers at all. I liked some of the haracter s when they had their own solo films, especially Iron Man, but when Whedon put them all together it was surprisingly dull. There was no sense of tension at all and I barely cracked a smile at the "jokes".

He looks like a spitting image of Nick Cave up there.