avclub-4e0e49f8aaff84041d3a1d248f3bba39--disqus
Not Jackie Chan
avclub-4e0e49f8aaff84041d3a1d248f3bba39--disqus

They'll give tonight's re-run an 8.4

new Arcade Fire

"My eyes are up here", is something this man probably has to say to many people distracted by his enormous balls.

Haha, members..

At The Drive-In

No Spoiler Space? C'mon!

I thought it was odd how the film tried to end on this happy note (at least the soundtrack made it seem way) while I'm thinking "Hold on, didn't she contribute to that girl's murder?"

It bothered me how quickly the murder aspect is dismissed. Elizabeth is somewhat responsible (indirectly) for that woman's death and yet the film doesn't seem to give a shit. The way the film ends with this whimsical vignette made me even more annoyed.

The other day I was on Youtube, watching a music video from 2005 and even then, all the comments were saying things like "They don't make music this good anymore!"

Apparently it's blocked in the region I am. I guess I should consider myself blessed.

Meet the new Dawes, same as the old Dawes

How is that supposed to work, exactly? On one hand you have a guy who is simply good at hand to hand combat. Then you have a guy who can lift a burning oil rig with his bare hands.

"Jeff Garlin’s second directorial feature, Dealin’ With Idiots, is a largely improvised ensemble piece about a comedian who decides that his son’s Little League team would make an interesting subject for a movie. It doesn’t.  "

Brett Ratner's fate.

Michael Shannon was pretty good as a crooked cop. Not much else stuck out for me but it's worth watching

Only if Spiderman's love interest is also played by James Franco

AMAZING SPIDERMAN SUCKS A FAT DICK!

Hey, did you know that in Argo, Ben Affleck's character is a ghost?

Anything made by Paula Deen

Since this version appears to completely ditch the incest plot twist, it looks like Lee is staying closer to the manga rather than remaking the Korean film, which makes me feel a little better about it.