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I have to wait till the 27th to see this where I am. I'm trying desperately to avoid reading the spoilers. But I just hope the ones I read last week were fake because that would make for a terrible ending (It involves Bane dying in a really cheesy way)

I have to wait till the 27th to see this where I am. I'm trying desperately to avoid reading the spoilers. But I just hope the ones I read last week were fake because that would make for a terrible ending (It involves Bane dying in a really cheesy way)

OH LOOK, A WOMAN. ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU HOW SHE MAKES MY PENIS FEEL.

OH LOOK, A WOMAN. ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU HOW SHE MAKES MY PENIS FEEL.

"I want to inpregnate all of them.. but the bass player I want to take home everynight and fuck her nightly"

"I want to inpregnate all of them.. but the bass player I want to take home everynight and fuck her nightly"

The one on the left is "Strawberry Soda". The yellow one is "Lemon Squash" (apparently 'squash' is a word that means fruit drink?). The picture is too small to read anything else.

The one on the left is "Strawberry Soda". The yellow one is "Lemon Squash" (apparently 'squash' is a word that means fruit drink?). The picture is too small to read anything else.

As a very short guy, I will report back with my results in about 20 years.

As a very short guy, I will report back with my results in about 20 years.

Keep your fetish to yourself.

Keep your fetish to yourself.

They don't hate Dawes. No one can resist that sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

They don't hate Dawes. No one can resist that sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

Who asked for this?

Who asked for this?

That's not nearly as distracting to me as the phemenon captured in Valkyrie, where the actors don't even bother trying to use the appropriate accent.

That's not nearly as distracting to me as the phemenon captured in Valkyrie, where the actors don't even bother trying to use the appropriate accent.

"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"

"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"