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I didn't get that bit either.

Never heard that one before but that's a great line

Think of the fan fiction I'd make.

The next Death Cab album will be titled "Can I Borrow A Feeling?"

Did you put your bum on a lot of surfaces?

I hope they do because every episode I wish horrible deaths would befall these characters and I'm always disappointed. I don't think I could sit through another whole season and watch them live.

I was just about to make a post mentioning "Haunted Train" and "Wheezing Ed". That last mintue of "Haunted Train" stayed with me for years afterwards. I've seen "Jack" too but only remember the last scene where the ghost shows up and didn't find that part scary at all.

I finally watched Blair Witch last month, of course knowing full well that it was a movie, and I still think it was an effective horror film. That ending scene is terrific.

People keep mentioning that film.  I'll definitely have to check it out

She must have been a fan of Sutter Kane.

The old-man makeup is so bad but it swerves into uncanny valley territory and ends up being really creepy when you first see him ride past

Keith, you should direct your question here:

"Rolling In The Deep" is a great song but I can't figure out what everyone likes about that new one, the piano ballad. It's nothing special at all.

I know that "it's just a show, I should really just relax", but I cannot get past the absurditiy of the plot.  Who decided that 25 was the cut-off point? How would a world like this function?

This again? Look, there are different criteria for different films. Do you understand this concept? Just because one film gets a B does not mean that another film that also gets a B gets the grade for the same reasons.

By far my favorite is the "Tea Party Express" wherein Sarah Palin rides atop a train shooting off an AK-47

I think my main motivation for continuing to watch this show is to discover the mythology behind Rubber Man.

"Then leave! Oh I forgot we can't because all of your money and mine is in this house that we planned to flip and make a mint off of but we can't now because the economy is in the toilet"

The Scarlett Johanssen video showed two guys boxing a giant steak, which is odd because I don't think that Chinese people use the euphemism "beating the meat"

I was going to post something like this— to say that I don't think there's anything unique about horror filmmakers that doesn't equally apply to any band, musician, actor or novelist.