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Dawes is out, Atlas Sound is in.

Did he play the alien? No, I will not look it up.

Because the police decide that riot gear and batons are perfectly cromulent weapons to use against apes weighing a few hundred pounds

Ghost Dad deserves a New Cult Canon entry

Just one look in its eyes and you can tell it wants to die.

It seems to do that for every "like". It lists 2 or 3 and then 'X other people'

I've missed you around these parts. Welcome back, good sir.

"don't think many"*

Look at me, I have suggestions!
I think banning unregistered users is a good move, and all the worrying about people abusing the ability to rate comments is overblown and seemed to come mostly from unregistered in the first place. However, should this not prove enough, I think you could make people pay like $5 or so

" Do you get to smell Jessica Alba`s ______?"

I don't think there's anything he could have said to Ellie to make her interested. I disagree with Rabin that her performance was dramatic. It was entirely opposite; she seemed like the dullest, absolute worst person to judge what funny would be.

He was a lot more svelte in the flashback so there's that.

Totally agreed on the Lenny comparison. Those guys were nightmarish in a way that made them much more than typical bullies.

Burl's narration could make any movie much more enjoyable.

Seems like a great film to serve as background noise while I sit in the back row and finger Fourchan's mom.

"Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps"

O'Neal should be forced to resign for this error.

Inventory idea: Worst uses of 'cities as other cities'. Someone get on that.

"Also, something could be said about Rocky IV going from a basic story of revenge to a statement about 80's US-Russian relations and then fith one about training, Don King and streetfighting. "

I was just thinking "Haven't seen the Wesley Willis Fiasco around these parts lately". Keep it up.