I'll file this one under "no shit"

The eye of Sauron is cool but it doesn't look like a dildo

Fuck the cards if the category was just printed on the envelope there would have been no problems

Anal

Completely different he was an antique dealer

I can't imagine Gregory not ratting out these morons. He's done everything he can to keep everyone alive and he keeps getting shat upon for apparently not standing up to the Saviors even though the only result of doing this would be him getting shot in the face

I found the way he kept landing the Falcon on the wrong space runway because of his Alzheimers especially depressing

It kinda depends on when you saw it. I'm not implying you didn't figure it out but most people who say this saw it after hearing endless hype about the amazing plot twist in the movie and go in looking for it

Wasn't the death because Tudyk insisted on it because he didn't want to ever play the character again? He was concerned that typecasting would make audiences unable to accept him in important roles such as a guy who dressed like a pirate

They were moisture farmers they weren't trying to grow anything

Yup other than K2 I couldn't tell you much about any of the characters

There is no real method to making Vodka the only variable is how many times you distill it.

The Canadian Whiskey is quite acceptable especially if you're mixing with Cola

I thought it was rendered obsolete by Four Loko?

If only there was naked Bess Motta she was the most fappable of the 20 Minute Workout girls

And his collaborator on the artificial heart was none other than Dr.Heimlich who was famous for some maneuver

I thought even Jude Law killing it was a problem because Gigolo Joe seems like a more evolved robot than Osment's Whinebot 2000

The BAE 146 was the best of these small regional planes quite roomy and comfortable

There is nothing more gratifying than the stinkeye you get from the unwashed masses trudging by on their way to economy

As someone who grew up in the 70s during the Open Classroom fad this isn't far from the truth