Translation : Charlie Sheen tore up my rectum on the set of Red Dawn

I think you may be reading to much into it when I owned a racehorse the trainer said the exact same thing to me when he gave me a carrot: "Hold it flat in your palm so he doesn't bite your fingers off.

I'm a huge Ellroy fan but how many times is he going to try and make this movie? Dark Blue and Street Kings were both a mess

He should have been more worried if she didn't go take a dump before he banged her in the dirt pipe

It took off when they added the hole card camera before that it just didn't translate to good tv. The 97 World Series still shows occasionally that Stu Ungar won but its pretty unwatchable because you don't know what anyone has

For all the poker I've watched on TV I've never seen any evidence that pros are any more capable of dumping a good hand than the rest of us. Anything over 3 of a kind and they're in even when they think the other guy has them beat. Daniel Negreanu seems to have a godlike ability to guess what the other player is…

You probably like her singing too creep

You're talking about tits right?

Seriously Erik you didn't want to watch it because it was hot outside? Do you not have air conditioning either?

All I remember about it from when I was a kid is slow motion footage of Hellstrom spraying bugs with a hose

So if nobody saw the murder why is Bohannon wanted?

The band with the singer who would never share his huge pile of coke with anybody

I still remember seeing Quiet Riot on their Metal Health tour and to this day I've never heard a singer who sounded less like his recorded version than Dubrow just a terrible live singer. Both Blackie Lawless and David Coverdale blew him off the stage

Udo Dirschneider was only about 4'5" tall. You can't be a hair band if your lead singer is a troll

The problem with that argument is that the mystery only became a red herring because the show runners were shitty Carny style writers

Yup season 1 was about the characters like the others and how much they needed Michael's son because of his special powers

There was definitely a topless scene in Pretty Woamn and yes she used a double

He's full nutzoid now he's going to try and take down the meeting doyle talked about and probably et his nanny

Because his mother had packed up and left and no doubt cleaned him up and put his shorts on after kissing his winkie

Just can't get enough of the sound of those Katyusha rockets firing