Now you're just making shit up. Please continue.

Now you're just making shit up. Please continue.

That's not the version of Hunger Games I saw.

That's not the version of Hunger Games I saw.

Dude, that's the most lackluster "Wolverines" ever.

Dude, that's the most lackluster "Wolverines" ever.

"I got this hat off a dead Russian major."

"I got this hat off a dead Russian major."

I misread your name as "Eric Bitchery", and I thought, "Well, that's just unfortunate."

I misread your name as "Eric Bitchery", and I thought, "Well, that's just unfortunate."

HALF MAN! HALF MAN! HALF MAN! HALF MAN!

HALF MAN! HALF MAN! HALF MAN! HALF MAN!

Every time I see a picture of this guy (ABCNews.com loves them for some reason), he looks like he's about to say, "Smell my finger, bro."

Every time I see a picture of this guy (ABCNews.com loves them for some reason), he looks like he's about to say, "Smell my finger, bro."

"…despite this already happening 15 years ago…". Now, that's just mean.

"…despite this already happening 15 years ago…". Now, that's just mean.

Elmo? Hell no!

Elmo? Hell no!

She'd prefer to rest on her laurels.

She'd prefer to rest on her laurels.