Three ha'pence is three half pennies. Then there's tuppence and thruppence (two and three pennies respectively).

Three ha'pence is three half pennies. Then there's tuppence and thruppence (two and three pennies respectively).

I think fiddy needs to be in a porn movie. A gay s+m porn movie. In a gimp suit. Getting a damn good fisting. With no vaseline.

I think fiddy needs to be in a porn movie. A gay s+m porn movie. In a gimp suit. Getting a damn good fisting. With no vaseline.

When the moment comes, I hope that Adam Sandler leaves behind a dignified and exemplary valediction for future generations to enjoy. Some time in the next 12 months, perhaps

When the moment comes, I hope that Adam Sandler leaves behind a dignified and exemplary valediction for future generations to enjoy. Some time in the next 12 months, perhaps

The Happy Mondays can fuck off. I'll take the John Kongos original any time.

The Happy Mondays can fuck off. I'll take the John Kongos original any time.

And then there was William Hickey's swansong in Mousehunt (1997).

And then there was William Hickey's swansong in Mousehunt (1997).

You put it better than I ever could, Arthur. Thank you.

You put it better than I ever could, Arthur. Thank you.

She's almost lovely. It's just a shame that her eyes are 10% too big.

She's almost lovely. It's just a shame that her eyes are 10% too big.

The day before I saw this, a douche called John Biggins told me it wasn't much good and revealed the surprise twist ("I know who I am!"). Twat. Fortunately, I was chugging on a giant spliff at the time and promptly forgot what he'd told me until the moment in the film it actually happened - and having been forewarned,…

The day before I saw this, a douche called John Biggins told me it wasn't much good and revealed the surprise twist ("I know who I am!"). Twat. Fortunately, I was chugging on a giant spliff at the time and promptly forgot what he'd told me until the moment in the film it actually happened - and having been forewarned,…

God bless ya for that link, KiP. I didn't know this existed - and there's a fat, smug little female attorney in the film with a REALLY ANNOYING voice who ruins almost half the tracks on the original CD. It's a gloriuous thing to know that I can finally excise her.

God bless ya for that link, KiP. I didn't know this existed - and there's a fat, smug little female attorney in the film with a REALLY ANNOYING voice who ruins almost half the tracks on the original CD. It's a gloriuous thing to know that I can finally excise her.

True. We Brits were streets ahead of Chevy in saying streets ahead. But hey, credit to the old coot for spreading the love.

True. We Brits were streets ahead of Chevy in saying streets ahead. But hey, credit to the old coot for spreading the love.