I loved the newspaper bit, it also included a headline that said "Blade tsunami not a real tsunami"

“It’s Thanksgiving! I didn’t know your girlfriend was a GOD DAMNED TURKEY!”

A six episode season is perfect for this kind of show, it means a three hour good mystery without too many filler plots.

I was fist bumping the crap out of the air during the end of the last paragraph

I'm late to the party but that' why I liked it too.

That was one rad ALF sweater during the goodbyes

Fuckidy fuck

So is her eyes

"I got her Monday I found Chris Kattan was gone"

"… really good performances"

Aidy Bryant's wink at the audience during the emancipation sketch…. fine!

She was in the emancipation sketch but I've never seen so little of her since she joined the cast… weird.

He did say "Shall we end this meeting now" or something like that.

"Yes Mr. Possum I accept you as a brother"

Woggle power!

That is, without question, the funniest Newswire I've ever read

I wish I could go back in time and tell that to myself

"As the old saying goes, when the wife remains happy, the knife can stay in the drawer"

Stop with the prayer hands. It just looks like you're out of ideas.

Yeah, I liked Tim too. Really good in the Wooden Spoon sketch and the one with theme song for NBA on NBC.
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